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Happy "Friday Jr." — Andrew from Narcity here. ☕

Off The Top: The internet is praising a man for bailing on a job interview . The man apparently was left to wait for 35 minutes without any acknowledgement or explanation from the prospective employer. Buddy, if you can't appreciate the art of wasting time, perhaps big business just isn't for you.

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Happy Hump Day — Andrew from Narcity here. ☕

Off The Top: Canadian pop star Grimes says her daughter with Tesla founder Elon Musk will no longer be called Exa Dark Sideræl (no, that's not a typo). Instead, Grimes says the young tot will be called "Y," "Why" or simply "?" — definitive proof that our society learned nothing from the works of Abbott and Costello.

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Good morning — Andrew from Narcity here. ☕

Off The Top: With U.S. President Joe Biden's visit to Ottawa, all eyes turned to the intense geopolitical ramifications that could arise from... what the Canadian government would serve the dignitaries to eat. Food critics were unenthused by the "Cancon" menu, with basically every item being an aggressive nod to local cuisine — save for a much-derided "white bean hummus."

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Welcome back — Andrew from Narcity here. ☕

Off The Top: With U.S. President Joe Biden visiting his Canadian counterparts in Ottawa over the weekend, the POTUS took some unprovoked shots at his hosts , proclaiming his appreciation for all Canadian sports teams — except the Toronto Maple Leafs. Biden quickly clarified that his dislike of the team stems from a loss his Philadelphia Flyers suffered in January. For certain Toronto-based writers, this sort of gag would be funnier if the 80-year-old commander in chief didn't possess the nuclear codes.

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Seriously... TGIF — Andrew from Narcity here, limping across the finish line. ☕

Off The Top: No, this isn't a sneaky marketing campaign for The Last of Us ; a deadly fungus called Candida auris is literally spreading across the U.S. right now . While 28 states have reported cases, only six states boast triple-digit cases: Nevada, California, Florida, New York, Illinois and Texas. The contagious fungus causes infections, bringing fevers and chills. We might want to shepherd a fungus-immune teenager across the country just to be safe, right?

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